door6:

dzamie:

kimifeathers:

So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it

The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.

I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

bugshroom:

bugshroom:

if i were a river hog and you were also a river hog we could hoggle in the river together forever

this could be us

chilewithcarnage:

reggiecristal:

bearie:

zegalba:

Illustrations by Katsuhiro Otomo (1984)

antiqueanimals:

Ranger Rick’s Nature Magazine; August 1979 edition. Illustration by Tony Chen.

Internet Archive

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

Don’t let anyone tell you there isn’t time for another smoke break. They’re lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

unclefather:

talestobetold:

myclericalromance:

sorry for veggieangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good

thought this was gonna be about Veggie Tales

fagmyers:

kingd8m:

rednines:

^ brigham young was a bit of a giveaway